Blowjam 

A thing, most frequently (but not limited to) a song, that one particularly admires.

Ooh...This slow jam is my blowjam!

Blowjam by Stujboy August 28, 2013

blowjam 

getting head, while being fisted at the same time.

I finally convinced sarah to get her hands dirty and try out the blowjam.

blowjam by gerkstar April 24, 2008

Blowjam 

When traditional methods of consuming cocaine just aren't a big enough rush, the thrill-seeking coke enthusiast will take a heaping spoonful of blow from the coke vial and jam it into his urethra for the ultimate ride.

John P: I'm going to head over to the daycare across the street for a quick blowjam before the service.

Little Johnny: Oh goodie, I always have so much energy after our fun time in the confessional when you do that.

Blowjam by IAmNotThePope December 2, 2024

Blowjay Simpson 

The act of giving oral sex while wearing leather gloves. When finished, you throw away the glove you caught the load with.

I was wondering why my girlfriend had a copy of “If I Did It” in her room, but when I saw her putting leather gloves on I knew I was about to get a Blowjay Simpson.

Blowjay Simpson by Mark&Jeremy April 4, 2018

blowjaco 

The act of eating a hard shelled taco while receiving a blowjob. The giver may or may not know that a taco is being eaten. Often results in over excitement which leads to premature ejaculation.

She was trying to keep the fact that she gave a blowjaco concealed but going down the walk of shame with lettuce stuck in her hair was a dead giveaway.

Person 1: "Hey man how was last night? Did you get any?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I hid a taco by my bed so I snuck in a blowjaco while my cock was in her mouth."

blowjaco by blowjaco69 September 28, 2011

blowjandy 

The combination of a blow job and a hand job.

Ryan: So did you hook up with that chick last night?
Cameron: Yeah brah, she totally gave me a blowjandy on the roof.

blowjandy by noremac October 19, 2012

BlowHammer 

The act of oral sex, in which two people are involed. The giver, is gracefully putting his penis inside of the recievers mouth. During this act, the giver hammers the back of the recievers head on to his penis. This action suggests a nail going into a wall.

Thad- "Bro I got the best blowhammer I have ever recieved last night!"
Chad- "Bro... Luckyyyyy ):"

BlowHammer by EnemaBucket August 11, 2018