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blowjaco 

The act of eating a hard shelled taco while receiving a blowjob. The giver may or may not know that a taco is being eaten. Often results in over excitement which leads to premature ejaculation.
She was trying to keep the fact that she gave a blowjaco concealed but going down the walk of shame with lettuce stuck in her hair was a dead giveaway.

Person 1: "Hey man how was last night? Did you get any?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I hid a taco by my bed so I snuck in a blowjaco while my cock was in her mouth."
blowjaco by blowjaco69 September 28, 2011
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blowjack 

The act of stealing a blowjob, either in-process or out.
Damn, did you see how fast tim can blowjack, he got that dude over there well.

or

Josh just blowjacked jason good.
blowjack by nimblejack August 26, 2009
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Blowjack 

Receiving a blow job and getting jacked off simultaneously.
He specializes in blowjacks. He's good with his hands AND mouth.
Blowjack by yourbffbrett April 2, 2009

blowjacker

A form of verbal disdain for someone
who performs oral sex .
I did not have sexual relations with
that woman - She was just a blowjacker ! .
blowjacker by E - FUMBLER January 10, 2009

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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