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An obstacle that impedes writing blog entries; writer's block applying specifically to bloggers.
I'm so blogjammed I haven't posted an entry in months.
blogjam by Jody Reale June 29, 2005
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Intellectual immobilization from following too many influencers with too much to say.
He awoke to another early-morning blogjam, so much verbiage, so little time.
Blogjam by Monkey's Dad November 25, 2019
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Blogjack 

Blogjack is a G rated term for blogdick. Blogjack or Blogjacking is to post your comment under the first comment in a blog in an attempt for readers and the blogger to see your comment before reading other comments in the blog.

To cut in line inside of a blog.

To place a comment in a blog under another comment near the top that has nothing to do with the above comment.

Most popular blogs will have a blog jack or blog dick line see Miles Cole's blogs on myspace for a good example.
BlogJack line starts here

Blog jacking is allowed on some blogs but not on others.

"Mind if I blogjack?"
Blogjack by Miles Cole November 5, 2009
A thing, most frequently (but not limited to) a song, that one particularly admires.
Ooh...This slow jam is my blowjam!
Blowjam by Stujboy August 28, 2013
the custom or condition of having a marital relationship strictly confined to the blogosphere. People in a blogamous relationship may or may not be married to others in real life.
Sharon, a single woman in her 20's, fell in love with David after reading his blog and soon they began corresponding through email and also commenting on each others' blogs. What started off as online mutual admiration society became increasingly flirtateous and later serious.

In the end, they decided not to meet in person after all for fear of ruining the ideal images of each other which they had cultivated through blogging. Instead, David posted an e-proposal, and Sharon enthusiastically accepted. Three months later, they held a blogamous (adjective of blogamy) wedding, and continued to live physically apart from each other, but yet happily together in the blogosphere ever after.
blogamy by profnachos September 14, 2006

blogjack 

Occurs when two or more people hold a conversation in the comments of another person's blog. Usually the conversation has little or nothing to do with the topic of the blog.
Originates from the term carjack.
OMG I have been blogjacked!!
blogjack by murgatroid May 18, 2007
getting head, while being fisted at the same time.
I finally convinced sarah to get her hands dirty and try out the blowjam.
blowjam by gerkstar April 24, 2008
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