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Intellectual immobilization from following too many influencers with too much to say.
He awoke to another early-morning blogjam, so much verbiage, so little time.
Blogjam by Monkey's Dad November 25, 2019
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Blogjack 

Blogjack is a G rated term for blogdick. Blogjack or Blogjacking is to post your comment under the first comment in a blog in an attempt for readers and the blogger to see your comment before reading other comments in the blog.

To cut in line inside of a blog.

To place a comment in a blog under another comment near the top that has nothing to do with the above comment.

Most popular blogs will have a blog jack or blog dick line see Miles Cole's blogs on myspace for a good example.
BlogJack line starts here

Blog jacking is allowed on some blogs but not on others.

"Mind if I blogjack?"
Blogjack by Miles Cole November 5, 2009
A thing, most frequently (but not limited to) a song, that one particularly admires.
Ooh...This slow jam is my blowjam!
Blowjam by Stujboy August 28, 2013
the custom or condition of having a marital relationship strictly confined to the blogosphere. People in a blogamous relationship may or may not be married to others in real life.
Sharon, a single woman in her 20's, fell in love with David after reading his blog and soon they began corresponding through email and also commenting on each others' blogs. What started off as online mutual admiration society became increasingly flirtateous and later serious.

In the end, they decided not to meet in person after all for fear of ruining the ideal images of each other which they had cultivated through blogging. Instead, David posted an e-proposal, and Sharon enthusiastically accepted. Three months later, they held a blogamous (adjective of blogamy) wedding, and continued to live physically apart from each other, but yet happily together in the blogosphere ever after.
blogamy by profnachos September 14, 2006

blogjack 

Occurs when two or more people hold a conversation in the comments of another person's blog. Usually the conversation has little or nothing to do with the topic of the blog.
Originates from the term carjack.
OMG I have been blogjacked!!
blogjack by murgatroid May 18, 2007
getting head, while being fisted at the same time.
I finally convinced sarah to get her hands dirty and try out the blowjam.
blowjam by gerkstar April 24, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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