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Noun. A female hairstyle utilized for the specific purpose of providing a mechanism for one handed head movement control during a blowjob thereby allowing the second hand feee for donkey punches, face slaps, cigar smoking and/or whiskey drinking.
"I don't like it when you grab my ears and fuck my face! Well, if you would put your hair in a Blowbun it wouldn't be an issue"
Blowbun by DJDJSQUARED June 19, 2018
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Gojiran Blowgun 

When a woman performing oral sex brings a man to climax, but blows the ejaculate back in before it can escape the penis.
Sharon was famous on campus for her uncanny ability with the Gojiran Blowgun.
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blowbustion 

The point when you start to ejaculate while receiving a blow job.
My wife sucked my cock so hard that it only took a minute to reach blowbustion.
blowbustion by Pimpdaddyj March 10, 2014

reverse blowbang 

a sexual act involving a single, very lucky man, and 3 or more women, in which all the women perform fellatio on the man simultaneously.
My girlfriend and her friends gave me a reverse blowbang last night at the strip club for my birthday. It was amazing.
In the same vein as gangbang, except instead of intercourse the girl gives blowjobs to all the guys, often resulting in a mess of ejaculate on her face, in her mouth, or in her tummy (preferred).
Dude, your girlfriend swallowed all my cum at the blowbang last weekend!

Oh yeah? Mine too!
blowbang by SpermProvider July 15, 2006

Blowdunk 

Giving somebody a blowjob whilst they are taking a dump
"Dude, she totally gave me a blowdunk!"
Blowdunk by Kyllediick December 17, 2008

Suckbang Blowbang 

Like a traditional blowbang, but also involving cunnilingus; this creates a more passionate and enjoyable experience for all partners.

Sometimes referred to as Carolina Cunnilingus
The suckbang blowbang last night was alright. She gave good head, but her vag was stank as hell.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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