blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

Blow john

When you receive a blow job while the giver is defecating profusely.

I got a mean blow john last night. That shit was so good but man it stank!

by Sylax6 December 21, 2025

blow johnson

a sweet blow job

Hey Santi, will you give me a Blow Johnson?

by Mr. Otis May 27, 2004

Mexican Blow Johnson

A blow johnson given by or to a person of hispanic/latino race.

Hey Chuo, will be you give me another Mexican Blow Johnson?

by Mr. Otis II November 1, 2006

blow it out your ass, johnny

Something you say to someone named Johnny, specifically when he denies that his full name is indeed Johnathan. Best said frequently to remind Johnny that he should blow it out his ass.

What do you mean your name isn't Johnathan? Blow it out your ass, Johnny.

by Pontryagin December 23, 2020