When your having sex, its the best bit, you know the bit at the end when you chuck your muck, qv, or tip your dirt, qv.
In fact its the whole point of the excercise
I stuck my knob is, wiggled it about a bit, blew my beans, and then rolled over and went to kip
To 'Blow Your Beans' or 'Blowing Your Beans' refers to the act of achieving orgasm or 'cumming'. Generally it is a term used for the male orgasm. However women have been known to use the term too.
Billy - I was goosing my bird last night and she wouldn't let me finish inside her. So I pulled out and she said you can BLOW YOUR BEANS all over my tits.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.