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Blondiii

A blonde female with fake tits, sometimes bleached hair, typically a hooker or prefers one night stands and a IQ Below 21.
There was a this blondiii the other day, she looked hella hot but she did not know shit
by Randomkiddudegyy June 2, 2017
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blondilicious

A sexy, thick, voluptuous blonde all rolled into one!
AbbyOS is hella blondilicious. I gotta go meet her...
by gamechanger75 October 24, 2011
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blondii

A gamer girl who is loyal to her friends. She will happily shank you if you fuck with her fam. She is accepting of all who do not slide in to her DMs with dictures, and has even been known to befriend trolls. A social butterfly, she can be found making friends in every chat and forum known to man, she is constantly determined to always bring the w00t to any situation.

Her attention is hard to keep if she hasn't been taking her ADHD meds. But just spell something incorrectly and she will appear out of nowhere to correct your sloppiness. If there doesn't seem to be a reason for her to start acting a little testy, feed her, send her dank memes and she will return to normal, fun af blondii.

Accept no substitutes.
by xxblondiixx April 24, 2019
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Blondicitus

The condition that occurs from a women having to many blond girlfriends, causing her to become as dumb and vapid as they are.
I thing Vicky has developed blondicitus by doing happy hour shots every night with that blond Barbie doll secretary pool.
by Badwsky February 10, 2010
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blondification

1. A process of dying somebody's hair blonde.
2. A process of simplifying something to the point where even a blond can understand. Also a process of simplifying the controls of the machinery so that even a blond can operate it.
I had to buy a sports car with an automatic transmission, thank God the manufacturer went through full blondification, otherwise my wife would not be able to drive.
by PureEvilHater November 13, 2009
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Blondiricans

A term used to describe Puerto Ricans who dye their hair bright blond usually in the style of a 90s boy band member. A flattering term for an attractive man with bleach blond hair who has obviously black roots.
Lots of artists and djs around Orlando are spirited Blondiricans.
by Brainybombshell September 30, 2023
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Blondility

Meeting expectations / requirements
Rising up to standards
Project proposal requirements meet blondility criteria.
by Vraxakiable January 21, 2025
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