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Blondemail

Different to blackmail (ie. act of getting money from people or forcing them to do something by threatening to tell a secret of theirs or to harm them). Blondemail participants tend to be perceived as more innocent, sweet, 'blonde' pretty etc, and of course butter wouldn't melt in their mouth. Those who use blondemail, are well equipped and know how to get their way- yet only ever in the sweetest innocent way of course!
She used blondemail to get her way with the fine young sailor (and note, first class officer in rank). With her alluring capabilities, Ms X (Blondemailer) found seducing her latest conqeust/victim after he lavished her with gifts, wined and dined at the finest restaurants. Ms Blondemail soon moves on to next conquest in a short period of time. It is difficult to know what to call conquests after exhibit X.
by Cuntardary October 15, 2018
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blondephile

A guy who prefers blondes and will not marry anyone but a blonde.
Where are all the girls? A blondephile would say this in a room full of beautiful brunettes.
by SoleilSmile January 9, 2007
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blondezilla

A bipolar somewhat agressive, easily agitated daughter with blonde hair.
Sam:"shhhh...don't wake blondezilla.
by Hat696968 March 4, 2017
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jays.blondehair

bestie that has most unproblematic kpop fanpage ever‼️ also is jihoon’s wife😉 yall better not steal jihoon from her or else..😏
1: “did you see jays.blondehair new video?”
2: “ofc i did! theyre my fav tik toker
by oliviahyefromloona🤣‼️ December 24, 2020
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