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When the only reason you're friends with someone is because you gather information through them from a blog that they keep secret from you.
"The only reason I'm friends with _ is because they let me know all the cool shit to listen to. It's more like a blogship."
Blogship by good brains October 2, 2009
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Blogshitter 

Blogshitter (n) Web equivalent of your conventional bullshitter. One who blogs endless torrents of mindless bullshit for the purpose of ....flat out lying, shit-stirring, sparking worthless debate and/or provoking reaction to the vast hordes of numbskulls stupid enough to bite.
Yeah I saw that, can you believe that dude he is such a blogshitter!
Blogshitter by UnitUK September 1, 2009

Blogstipation 

n. Inability to blog regularly.
n. Inability to think of anything to blog about.
It's been quite a while since I blogged about anything and I have the feeling of blogstipation.
Blogstipation by hippy2981 March 14, 2006

Blogstipationist hobo 

A hobo that cannot blog, or cannot think of anything to blog about.
That hobo with a macbook over there is a blogstipationist hobo.
Blogstipationist hobo by Donald Qeuel December 25, 2008

Blogstipation 

Anxiously awaiting the next installment of a popular blogger, but it just isn't coming.
I thought Tori had a case of blogstipation, but it turned out she was traveling to Antarctica and couldn't get to a computer to update her blog.
Blogstipation by Rich Hogan January 17, 2007

Blogstipated 

When you need to blog, but your words just won't come out.
The other day I ..............well I............what did I?? Oh hell, I got nuthin! I'm blogstipated again!
Blogstipated by blozulfog August 24, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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