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Blondelay 

A blonde is told a joke...there is a delay in their reaction of understanding of the joke...followed by loud laughter....

In fact this includes any and all subjects/topics that is being discussed where there is a delayed reaction...or understanding.
Blondie was told a joke she did not understand whilst others around her laughed loudly. Obvious to everyone, Blondie had experienced Blondelay.
Blondelay by KDC for KJ January 12, 2008
A type of drug that you sniff, snort, eat, and smoke
Damn! I think Shaniah is high on some crack ass bluedel.
bluedel by Jacie Janes October 10, 2019

Alexis Bledel

A beautiful actress who is best known for her roles playing
Rory Gilmore in Gilmore Girls, Winnie in Tuck Everlasting and Lena in The SisterHood Of The Travelling Pants.
Alexis was born on September 16th 1981 in Houston, Texas and is half Mexican and half Argentinian. She is known to her friends as her first name Kim. She can speak spanish.
alexis bledel is a american actress best known for her role in Gilmore Girls
Alexis Bledel by Issla May 13, 2007

Blondelicious 

Check her out, she's blondelicious!
Blondelicious by Andie March 3, 2005

blondelexia 

Suffering a blond moment to the Nth Degree.
(also bblexia: bleach blondelexia)
Scott could have slapped himself over his blondelexia about what happened.
blondelexia by scott mccowan July 29, 2007

Blondelay 

A moral belief or judgement that is made by an individual based on a perceived acceptable social behavior, usually associated with gays and blondes. Though the individual makes the judgement to his or her friends, it may take up to two years for their actions to catch with their words.

Origins: North Carolina, Washington D.C.
Reference: Paris is Burning, "Reading"
When a girl states that she is completely faithful to her significant other, but is actually sleeping around. She or he is giving me a Blondelay.
Blondelay by PPJ March 14, 2010