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Blockability 

The ability to block.
For example, if one day a wild horde came banging upon your door you would be wise the assess the blockability of the door between yourself and the wild horde.
As another example, if one day you were wandering in a forest and find yourself separated from a beast by a fallen tree the blockability of the fallen tree could save your life.
Blockability by CompletelySerious January 29, 2019
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Bloomability 

A word from the book "Bloomability" by Sharon Creech. It means, to have the ability to be adventurous, unique, and all-out wonderful.
I've always longed to achieve bloomability, like my free-spirited father.
Bloomability by Blossom17824 April 26, 2011

Blondability 

Blondability is the annoying advantage blonde males seem to have over brunette and especially ginger males when it comes to attracting the opposite sex.
Fuck that, Mark's already pulled that bird. I guess it doesn't matter anyway; he has the blondability
Blondability by Benadam 2K9 September 27, 2009

bonkability

really sexy person or either gender
hey man I could go for that one,bonkability plus.
bonkability by the bratt July 15, 2006

Boccability 

Term used by free-range bocce ball enthusiasts to describe a large patch of grassy land that would be perfect for their ideal playing surface.
Hey Paul, that whole southern half of Fender's Park beside Leopold's place has primo boccability! Bring your balls next time we're over there!
Boccability by Latobianco July 25, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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