Bloomability 

A word from the book "Bloomability" by Sharon Creech. It means, to have the ability to be adventurous, unique, and all-out wonderful.

I've always longed to achieve bloomability, like my free-spirited father.

Bloomability by Blossom17824 April 26, 2011

Boopability 

The ease with which one can boop a dog's snoot.

The dog's snoot displayed high levels of boopability.

Boopability by Loannie205 October 17, 2018

Blondability 

Blondability is the annoying advantage blonde males seem to have over brunette and especially ginger males when it comes to attracting the opposite sex.

Fuck that, Mark's already pulled that bird. I guess it doesn't matter anyway; he has the blondability

Blondability by Benadam 2K9 September 27, 2009

Blockability 

The ability to block.

For example, if one day a wild horde came banging upon your door you would be wise the assess the blockability of the door between yourself and the wild horde.
As another example, if one day you were wandering in a forest and find yourself separated from a beast by a fallen tree the blockability of the fallen tree could save your life.

Blockability by CompletelySerious January 29, 2019

Boolability 

One's ability to bool. A measure of capabilities in regards to smoking darts at parks and driving through alleyways

Ay whats your boolability looking like this week? Im tryna act shady in parking lots, ya digg?

Boolability by WinstonDarts September 11, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020