bloachify

The above condition is being bloachified, bloachification. Arms atrophy, rib cage and hips widen, penguin gait, gyno, chest mass collapses, hair falls out, shoulder mobility departs.

The results of becoming a training client of Jason Blaha.

Hes on Jason Blahas special stack that fries his androgen receptors and will bloachify him permanently.

by The Gunting Goat December 3, 2025

bloaching

"bloaching" (noun) (etymology uncertain) is the act of having a friend insert a balloon into one's anus and then blow up said balloon until it is firm at which point it is either exploded or removed.

The word can be back formed to "bloach" (verb).

"I hear that Tom Cruise is into bloaching in a big way."

"Why is he looking so glum?"
"He tried autobloaching and one got stuck up there."

by boldautomatic September 17, 2012

Blackify

V. The Process of becoming black, either physically, mentaly, or both.
Adj. To be black after previously being a race other than black.

1."I'm blackify myself so i can become black"
2. "Look at him, he's so blackified"

by Shiran "Filibuster" Weber April 17, 2003

bloatify

when you bloat intensely

"Does it hurt when you bloatify?"
"No, I just look like a pregnant woman."

by Hail Hydra April 13, 2014

Blackify

singing a very WHITE song while adding black and ghetto trap dance moves

Danielle was blackifying this song while dale was singing it

by blueballsdicknuts May 16, 2016