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Getting a blowjob, while playing cod (call of duty).
"Dude, I got blod last night, best thing ever!"
blod by superman321 March 29, 2010
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From Old Norse blóð, from Proto-Germanic *blōþą (“blood”)
From Proto-Germanic *blōþą, of unknown origin. Cognate with Old Frisian blōd (West Frisian bloed), Old Saxon blōd (Low German Bloot), Old Dutch bluot (Dutch bloed), Old High German bluot (German Blut), Old Norse blóð (Swedish blod), Gothic 𐌱𐌻𐍉𐌸 (blōþ).
Blod means Blood, it's that simple.

Nothing really that can be used as an insult as the other totally made up definitions found in this "Dictionary" ...

However it also has this other definitions:
From Middle High German blode, from Old High German blōdi, from Proto-Germanic *blauþijaz, *blauþaz (“weak, soft, timid”). Cognate with Old English blēaþ (“gentle, shy, cowardly, timid; slothful, inactive, effeminate”) and English blate (“bashful, stupid”) and bloat (“be swollen, be worthless”).
Blod by KegLock May 23, 2019
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Ahhh, the retched iphone Boot loop of Death, this is a common occurrence for iphone 6 users as myself, i came here to write this because i am very sad, can we hit 2 likes?
Me: My iphone is having a BloD rn ind i cri
You: ha loser, imagine having an iphone 6
Me: yea but its sorta dead
You: Fuckin Looser
Me: Ok ima go dig out my iphone 5c
You: why is this random so fucking weird
BloD by gnhfvaebvew,ybaew September 7, 2020
im blod.
blod by C0OCHIE MAN November 19, 2020

blod junior 

celtic welsh for younger sibling
blod junior by king becky September 16, 2020

stfu blod 

stfu blod by Jellydog7 June 15, 2021

Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.
Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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