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Blitzwing 

The one dude in your friend group who can, at one moment, be the most rational one, in another moment the hothead and yet in another moment, the absolutely crazy and unhinged one.

May have a German accent
Blitzwing:
Icy As usual, Blackarachnia, your demeanor is as unpleasant as zat cursed organic mode of yours.

Blackarachnia:
Blow it out your actuator, Three-Face!

Blitzwing:
Fiery Ze name is Blitzwing, insect - remember it, 'cause it's ze last thing you vill ever hear before I... Mischievous ...express my feelings in song, hahaha! Sings Ze Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled up ze water spout...

Blackarachnia:
You wanna battle it out here and now, Blitzwing?
Blitzwing by Ode to Deez Nuts December 8, 2023

blitching 

the act of bitching or whining on a blog.(weblog/online journal)
quit your blitching and blog about something more exciting!

I'm blitching (blog bitching) about this because i have 505 emails in my inbox.
blitching by crazymamaof6 February 27, 2008

Blitzin' 

(Bliht-zihn)
- Verb

1. Rocking out.
2. Partying down.
3. Doing something others consider cool.
4. One of Santa's reindeer.
1. Lex, you are blitzin' out!
2. Let's get blitzin'!
3. Keep on blitzin'!
4. On Dasher, on whoever, on Blitzin'...
Blitzin' by Lex.M February 3, 2010

Blitzcringe 

Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.
Putin: “How goes my victorious Blitzkrieg?”
Shoigu: “It’s been a Blitzcringe since the beginning.”

Blitzing the A gap 

Slang term for Anal Sex. In the sport American Football, blitzing the A gap means to send in a defensive player, almost always a linebacker, through the small space between the center and the left or right guard.

If someone hears you mention blitzing the A gap and assumes it's dirty slang, chances are you can convince them that you're talking about football.
Man, that linebacker sure can blitz the A gap of that offense.

Damn, she's got a nice ass. I wouldn't mind blitzing the A gap.

'bitzing 

Using an online travel serivce to try and find the cheapest tickets for an upcoming trip. Truncated from "Orbitzing," after the popular travel service "Orbitz.com."
After 4 hours of 'bitzing, Jenna got transatlantic flight tickets for a mere 200 dollars.
'bitzing by Cosmo July 19, 2005