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Blitzwing
The one dude in your friend group who can, at one moment, be the most rational one, in another moment the hothead and yet in another moment, the absolutely crazy and unhinged one.
May have a German accent
May have a German accent
Blitzwing:
Icy As usual, Blackarachnia, your demeanor is as unpleasant as zat cursed organic mode of yours.
Blackarachnia:
Blow it out your actuator, Three-Face!
Blitzwing:
Fiery Ze name is Blitzwing, insect - remember it, 'cause it's ze last thing you vill ever hear before I... Mischievous ...express my feelings in song, hahaha! Sings Ze Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled up ze water spout...
Blackarachnia:
You wanna battle it out here and now, Blitzwing?
Icy As usual, Blackarachnia, your demeanor is as unpleasant as zat cursed organic mode of yours.
Blackarachnia:
Blow it out your actuator, Three-Face!
Blitzwing:
Fiery Ze name is Blitzwing, insect - remember it, 'cause it's ze last thing you vill ever hear before I... Mischievous ...express my feelings in song, hahaha! Sings Ze Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled up ze water spout...
Blackarachnia:
You wanna battle it out here and now, Blitzwing?
Blitzwing by Ode to Deez Nuts December 8, 2023
Related Words
Blitzwing • Blitzwinger • Blitzing • Blitzdings • Blitzing Cunt • Blitzing the A gap • still_blitzing • Blizzing • 'bitzing • bizwingo
blitching
quit your blitching and blog about something more exciting!
I'm blitching (blog bitching) about this because i have 505 emails in my inbox.
I'm blitching (blog bitching) about this because i have 505 emails in my inbox.
blitching by crazymamaof6 February 27, 2008
Blitzcringe
Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.
Blitzcringe by Eugene Walles May 9, 2022
Blitzing the A gap
Slang term for Anal Sex. In the sport American Football, blitzing the A gap means to send in a defensive player, almost always a linebacker, through the small space between the center and the left or right guard.
If someone hears you mention blitzing the A gap and assumes it's dirty slang, chances are you can convince them that you're talking about football.
If someone hears you mention blitzing the A gap and assumes it's dirty slang, chances are you can convince them that you're talking about football.
Man, that linebacker sure can blitz the A gap of that offense.
Damn, she's got a nice ass. I wouldn't mind blitzing the A gap.
Damn, she's got a nice ass. I wouldn't mind blitzing the A gap.
Blitzing the A gap by Blitz her right in the A-Gap July 10, 2015
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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