When you have Burt's Bees lip chap and are wearing a facemask (usually), the fumes fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as BBEB. Similar but not quite the same as in AEB (Altoid Eye Burn)
Rachel reported burning of her eyes after applying Burts Bees lip chap; typical case of Burt's Bees Eye Burn (BBEB). Ouch!
Taken from an embarrassing celebrity encounter with Tim Curry and fragrant soaps, the phrase "That'll give you bees" has evolved to become a consoling response to embarrassing anecdotes. It can also be "That'll give you... er... bees" or simply "Bees."
Bob: And then they depantsed me in front of the entire history faculty!
Amy: *Consoling nod* That'll give you bees.
John: I can't believe I just did that!
Matt: Bees, man, bees.
Shop attendant's mind: Those soaps are so fragrant, we sometimes get bees in the store thinking they're flowers.
Shop attendant's mouth: That'll give you... er... bees.
Tim Curry: Oh indeed.
Taken from an embarrassing celebrity encounter with Tim Curry and fragrant soaps, the phrase "That'll give you... er... bees." has evolved to become a consoling response to embarrassing anecdotes. It can also be just "That'll give you bees" or simply "Bees"
Bob: And then they depantsed me in front of the entire history faculty!
Amy: *Consoling nod* That'll give you bees.
John: I can't believe I just did that!
Matt: Bees, man, bees.
Shop attendant's mind: Those soaps are so fragrant, we sometimes get bees in the store thinking they're flowers.
Shop attendant's mouth: That'll give you... er... bees.
Tim Curry: Oh indeed.
*buzzing noises*
Nathan: DO I HEAR THE BEES THAT MADE THE BEEKEEPER GO “damn these green bees do be bees with green knees that these green knees bees green make green bees go green knees green bees”
Everyone: Not again…
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!