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Bleakus (noun) — A person who is comedically weird, awkward, or eccentric in a way that’s funny rather than off-putting. Often used to describe someone whose unusual personality or actions make everyone laugh.
1. “Bro showed up wearing flip-flops in a snowstorm. He’s such a bleakus.”
2. “Quit bleaking out for five minutes.”
3. “That was the bleakest thing I’ve ever seen.”
4. “His sense of humor is so bleak.”
5. “Only a true bleakus would think that was a good idea.”
6. “If you keep bleaking out this bad we might have to change your bleaker fluid
Bleakus by ThunderyComet July 11, 2026
Words you can keep
The act of getting your anis bleached. Popular with those in the adult entertainment industry.
Tabitha Stevens bleanused before her movie "Rear Entry."
Bleanus by Bleached anus June 29, 2017
Related Words

bleakosity 

a term to descibe a bleak situation
The concert has been cancelled.....its total bleakosity right now.
bleakosity by ninjaminaj April 20, 2010

Blakus-Syphilis-Itis 

Someone who is very judgemental. He will look at you and think to himself what a better person he is than you. They smoke your weed and then become very Jesus-orientated.
That Blakus-Syphilis-Itis over there used to smoke with us all the time, but now he wants us to go to church instead.
A name for someone’s when they have an abnormally large nose.
Oi beakus come here.

You know Owen he’s a beakus.
beakus by Bogboi69 January 3, 2018
It is the sound a goat makes when he has impregnated a female goat.
*works with humans too
Goat a: BLEATUS
Goat b: Damn goat c, goat a just impregnated someone

Goat c: dammmmmmn
Bleatus by Overheat YT April 14, 2020

blakus dawgus 

a specises of human, other wise knoen as a very strong person who plays football
blakus dawgus by sasscee April 8, 2007
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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