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Bleakus (noun) — A person who is comedically weird, awkward, or eccentric in a way that’s funny rather than off-putting. Often used to describe someone whose unusual personality or actions make everyone laugh.
1. “Bro showed up wearing flip-flops in a snowstorm. He’s such a bleakus.”
2. “Quit bleaking out for five minutes.”
3. “That was the bleakest thing I’ve ever seen.”
4. “His sense of humor is so bleak.”
5. “Only a true bleakus would think that was a good idea.”
6. “If you keep bleaking out this bad we might have to change your bleaker fluid”
Bleakus by ThunderyComet July 11, 2026
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The act of getting your anis bleached. Popular with those in the adult entertainment industry.
Tabitha Stevens bleanused before her movie "Rear Entry."
Bleanus by Bleached anus June 29, 2017
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bleakosity 

a term to descibe a bleak situation
The concert has been cancelled.....its total bleakosity right now.
bleakosity by ninjaminaj April 20, 2010

Blakus-Syphilis-Itis 

Someone who is very judgemental. He will look at you and think to himself what a better person he is than you. They smoke your weed and then become very Jesus-orientated.
That Blakus-Syphilis-Itis over there used to smoke with us all the time, but now he wants us to go to church instead.
A name for someone’s when they have an abnormally large nose.
Oi beakus come here.

You know Owen he’s a beakus.
beakus by Bogboi69 January 3, 2018
It is the sound a goat makes when he has impregnated a female goat.
*works with humans too
Goat a: BLEATUS
Goat b: Damn goat c, goat a just impregnated someone

Goat c: dammmmmmn
Bleatus by Overheat YT April 14, 2020

blakus dawgus 

a specises of human, other wise knoen as a very strong person who plays football
Blakus Dawgus is a incredible football player
blakus dawgus by sasscee April 8, 2007