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a small penis. the size of a bean. hence, beanus
he brags about his beanus all the time.
beanus by danny foshizzle February 13, 2007
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It can be a way of refering to people in a joking/friendly way, same meaning as "beans" in that sense. Plural for beanu
Look at them smol beanus, they're so cute
We're just sweet little beanus messing arround uwu
Beanus by Potato_human November 13, 2019
When you stuff beans into your anus and plug it with your penis.
My microwave broke, so I had to do some beanus to cook the beans.
Beanus by Beanus Petat December 10, 2019

David Blanus 

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.
That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!
David Blanus by Ligs March 1, 2019
1. Blanus is a blend of the phrase, "bleaching my dirty anus". Blanus is really for the neurotic on the go. They're a mover and shaker, a jetsetter, and can't be bothered with a blemished anus. Persistent sufferers of swamp ass will sometimes resort to a blanus to keep some of the fecal matter our of their sweaty run off. When wiping your ass just doesn't do the trick, and you find yourself looking in a mirror through your legs at your spread cheeks and your exposed asshole, giving yourself the stink eye back, you're well on your way to a blanus.
What're you doing tonight?" "I'm going home for a blanus" "Do you mean you're gonna scrub bleach on your anus?" "I don't have time for you.
Blanus by Blanophile April 26, 2011
Male sexual organ that is instrumental in making babbies.
Doc BC's beanus is so huge he has to measure it with a yard stick.
beanus by Sydney III March 6, 2009
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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