Blazey Wazey 

The most unique blonde haired beautifully blue ocean eyed goofball you’ll ever meet (well for me almost meet). He is amazing, he will compliment the hell outta u, he will be ur hype man whenever. He can cook and he cleans, he is definitely husband material. You just wanna grab his face and kiss him while on ft and u don’t even know why. He will give u so many phone kisses and always text u “muahhh💕” he’s absolutely amazing and u don’t want him to ever leave u.

Him: Muahhhh😚💞
Me: no❤️
Him: Noooooo
Me: fine u stupid Blazey Wazey muahhhh💕

Blazey Wazey by unknown.rawr May 23, 2021

Blakey wakey 

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

Blakey wakey by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020

waze and blaze 

The act of using the Waze navigation app to be aware of cops locations while smoking weed and driving.

Or more generally going to smoke and drive.

“Ay yo, you tryna go Waze and Blaze”

waze and blaze by Will.P.Radcliff January 1, 2019