Blazey Wazey

The most unique blonde haired beautifully blue ocean eyed goofball you’ll ever meet (well for me almost meet). He is amazing, he will compliment the hell outta u, he will be ur hype man whenever. He can cook and he cleans, he is definitely husband material. You just wanna grab his face and kiss him while on ft and u don’t even know why. He will give u so many phone kisses and always text u “muahhh💕” he’s absolutely amazing and u don’t want him to ever leave u.

Him: Muahhhh😚💞
Me: no❤️
Him: Noooooo
Me: fine u stupid Blazey Wazey muahhhh💕

Blazey Wazey by unknown.rawr May 23, 2021

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Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

Blakey wakey by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020

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waze and blaze

The act of using the Waze navigation app to be aware of cops locations while smoking weed and driving.

Or more generally going to smoke and drive.

“Ay yo, you tryna go Waze and Blaze”

waze and blaze by Will.P.Radcliff January 1, 2019

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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