Blazey Wazey

The most unique blonde haired beautifully blue ocean eyed goofball you’ll ever meet (well for me almost meet). He is amazing, he will compliment the hell outta u, he will be ur hype man whenever. He can cook and he cleans, he is definitely husband material. You just wanna grab his face and kiss him while on ft and u don’t even know why. He will give u so many phone kisses and always text u “muahhh💕” he’s absolutely amazing and u don’t want him to ever leave u.

Him: Muahhhh😚💞
Me: no❤️
Him: Noooooo
Me: fine u stupid Blazey Wazey muahhhh💕

Blazey Wazey by unknown.rawr May 23, 2021

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Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

Blakey wakey by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020

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waze and blaze

The act of using the Waze navigation app to be aware of cops locations while smoking weed and driving.

Or more generally going to smoke and drive.

“Ay yo, you tryna go Waze and Blaze”

waze and blaze by Will.P.Radcliff January 1, 2019

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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