Blakey - traditionally a term describing a metal stud inserted into the sole or heel of a shoe to prohibit wear. Latterly adopted by aficionados of the cult 1970's BBC TV series `On The Buses' to describe the overly officious nature of a buses inspector.

Hence to be like `Blakey' is generally considered demeaning and to exhibit a penchant for officialdom and vegetable juices.

blakey by Mundungus April 21, 2006

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blakey • Blakey Bear • blakey flower • Blakey wakey • BlakeyBoo • BlakeYolo • lee blakey • Lil blakey • Lilly Blakey • Poppy [blakey]

blakey

One who likes to have hott, sweaty, DIRTY ANIMAL SEX; (preferably with WEASEL'S) while drinking ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINO'S. After having ANIMAL SEX, he likes to "PUSH" them to their sure death at the gas station as a STAR. And then he becomes their EUGUGALIZER.

That Harris kid is such a Blakey.

blakey by ...SpAZBo™..? December 14, 2008

Blakey

The act of a finger penetrating the anus.

Anal Masturbation.

"Lauren! Will you please give me a Blakey!"

Blakey by Blakey enthusiast October 2, 2020

blakey flower

A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone

A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.

If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed

"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"

Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!

blakey flower by Bfpc92 February 24, 2017

Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

Blakey wakey by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020

Blakey Bear

A nick name for the tiktoker, Blake Gray, that most of the people who simp for him call him

Hey Blakey bear

Blakey Bear by Notjaniyahtheunicorn August 30, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026