Blakey

The act of receiving a finger up an anus.

Lauren will you give me a blakey.

Blakey by xBlake69 October 6, 2020

blakey

Blakey - traditionally a term describing a metal stud inserted into the sole or heel of a shoe to prohibit wear. Latterly adopted by aficionados of the cult 1970's BBC TV series `On The Buses' to describe the overly officious nature of a buses inspector.

Hence to be like `Blakey' is generally considered demeaning and to exhibit a penchant for officialdom and vegetable juices.

blakey by Mundungus April 21, 2006

blakey

One who likes to have hott, sweaty, DIRTY ANIMAL SEX; (preferably with WEASEL'S) while drinking ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINO'S. After having ANIMAL SEX, he likes to "PUSH" them to their sure death at the gas station as a STAR. And then he becomes their EUGUGALIZER.

That Harris kid is such a Blakey.

blakey by ...SpAZBo™..? December 14, 2008

Blakey

The act of a finger penetrating the anus.

Anal Masturbation.

"Lauren! Will you please give me a Blakey!"

Blakey by Blakey enthusiast October 2, 2020

blakey flower 

A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone

A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.

If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed

"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"

Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!

blakey flower by Bfpc92 February 24, 2017

Blakey wakey 

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

Blakey wakey by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020

Blakey Bear

A nick name for the tiktoker, Blake Gray, that most of the people who simp for him call him

Hey Blakey bear

Blakey Bear by Notjaniyahtheunicorn August 30, 2020