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a word used, generally while excited, to express nothing of importance yet conveys to the listener that you are cool enough to combine blase awith arg, and are therefore a French pirate

alternately, it can be an expression of boredome

it may also be used to confuse, since it has no meaning

"What's up?"

-"Blargus..."

"What?"

-"Blargus!"

blargus by xXFeral_KittyXx May 5, 2011

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Blargus Implodus

Usually the word means Death, but it's also because you got Blarged, and then imploded,

Jesus man.. Charlie got Blargus Implodus and Imploded, he's no more man

Blargus Implodus by LocustTheWriter November 27, 2022

Related Words

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Blargun

(noun) A word used for an object that you cannot be bothered to pronounce the name of, or are unwilling to say in front of present company.

1.) "Can you pass me that blargun so I can serve up the food?" (They gesture to the spaghetti comb)

or

2.) "The blarguns are in the bag on the desk." (There is a bag of sweets on the desk but the children will be excited if they hear the word 'sweets').

Blargun by Small fish October 1, 2012

Boargus

boargus can mean whatever you want it to mean. it can be a replacement for words such as pog, or swag.

person 1: you know jenny?
person 2: yea she's boargus

Boargus by Big daddy beans February 18, 2021

Blorgus

That weird flab of skin in between your middle and ring finger that you show off when you express your Spock-like nature.

Dude, I was just giving a fellow Spock a quick wave and my blorgus was sweaty, hopefully he didn't notice.

Blorgus by ZESTYG September 4, 2018

blargulrarg

An expletive used by mountain creatures and trolls.

A ferocious noise made by enraged rottweilers before they devour your brain.

The sound of a cavedragon having an orgasm.

Hey look theres a troll over there! lets kill it with our turret!
troll: blargulrarg!!!

blargulrarg by blargulrarg December 26, 2010

blargument

Its the term for when two or more people have an argument
via blogging.

guy: "hey man i hated your blog"
guy2: "fuck you i saw that stupid blog reply"
guy: "you stupid fuck, we are having a blargument"

blargument by *rainbow* December 9, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026