A clique clique blaum is - simply speaking - a French lesbian pirate. A feminist with crew-cut platina blond hair. You know the type.
When a clique clique blaum walks past you, you MUST say clique clique blaum to your nearby friend.
"Clique clique BLAAAAAAAAUM!"
"Clique clique BLAAAAAAAAUM!"
by Torks December 15, 2008
Get the clique clique blaummug.