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blanta

a black or african american santa figurine you would see in a store at christmas time
look there's Blanta! i didn't know Santa was black...
by mrs. clause January 15, 2007
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Blanta

1.) quite simply put: a Black Santa
2.) One of African American/Black descent who throws on a red and white buckled suit, as a clever disguise to fool those around him-most often children-into believing that they are of the Kringle or Claus bloodline.
Boy and his mom and sister at the mall:

Boy: "Mommy, why is Santa so dark this year?"

Mom: "Because sweetie, that's one of Santa's sons, Blanta. He's helping today while Santa gets ready for Christmas."
Boy's bitter, pessimistic older sister: "Who was Mrs. Claus sleeping with then?"
by Grandmaster Cookie December 16, 2011
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Blanta

negro Santa friend of Santa Claus commonly called kenny
When driving in car and Blanta is spotted whistle and yell out "kenny" to receive gifts
by Team blanta October 24, 2019
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Mrs Blanta

Wife of Mr Blanta
by Mr Blanta October 24, 2019
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Orange Blastaphon

Orange Blastaphon is an alcoholic beverage consisting of three ingredients. It is 3 parts Crystal Weiss beer and one part gin and one part Fresca, Wink, or Squirt. Sounds terrible but it is actually refreshingly delicious.
Last night Jim made Dave and I Orange Blastaphons and then we went out and got Gorilla Farts at the bar to thank us for letting him use our hatchet for his fire pit and to celebrate Tim coming out of the closet and finally admiting his ultra gayness.
by Sir Mungs Alot February 19, 2009
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Blanca

Blanca, she's one who knows all. She doesn't seem like the type to know much, but she knows more then what meets the eye. She's crazy beautiful and noticeably gorgeous. She may be the hottiest woman you've ever laid your eyes on. She can be extremely shy, but as soon as you hit here sweet spot, she'll be the craziest, goofiest, funniest, person you'll may ever meet. Blanca is a sensitive person, but she won't show it. Blanca is very tough, if she may have to she can beat anyone with a spoon. Blanca is drawned to the Internet, and she has many friends on and offline. She is a very fun person to be around. She will help you through your sadest times and be there at thier happiest. No matter what Blanca is always someone to love. Love is her weakest point, she falls in love in 4 minutes but can't fall out easy. Don't hurt Blanca she is very delicate, but so easy to fall in love with. You can try to convince yourself you don't like her, but you sure do.
Blanca is my bestfriend, and i love her to much to leave.
by Okkathy November 26, 2018
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blangatang

(noun): one member of a couple who are not officially dating, but act in every way like a couple, annoying the fuck out of everyone around them.

(verb): being someone's blangatang
Male: What are we exactly?
Female: I don't know. We're happy. Why do we need to put a labal on it.
Male: Because there is a label: BLANGATANGS, bitch!

Gossipy chick: OMG! Have you seen those two? Are they an item?
Guy who wants her to shut up: They're blangatangs.

Man 1: Things are going great. I'm not sure if I want to ask her out though. We might just keep blangatanging.
Man 2: I hate you. Leave me alone.
by tippiandalfred July 2, 2010
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