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Blainiac 

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A crazy drunken outrageous man, with spiky hair and tattoos. Loves bar hopping and wild dark haired, dark skinned woman. Loves to spend money.
Sean: dude, that black haired girl was all over that guy!
Larry: fuck yeah man he was droppin mad cash at the bar he's gotta be a blainiac!
Blainiac by Cadillac Bat December 11, 2009
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blainiac 

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a person who is obsessed with David Blaine and his tricks. So obsessed the try to be him. Coined on Southpark.
Kid: Hey lets go watch some David Blaine on tv!
President: Get off my lawn you blainiac.
blainiac by Blackflame619 January 18, 2009
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Related Words
blainiac • Brainiac • Brainiacgazmz • brainiactive • Brainiac yack • mental brainiacs • shit-for-brainiac

Brainiac yack 

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talk that's pompous and attempting to appear intelligent.
Everything that professor says is brainiac yack.
Brainiac yack by LaLaLander17 February 9, 2009
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Brainiac 

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smart person
Bush isn't a brainiac
Brainiac by Anonymous January 30, 2003
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Brainiac 

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This term applies to people who are extremely intelligent. If a brainiac were a superhero, their brain would definitely be their secret weapon.
My boss Paul is such a brainiac I don't ever have to use Google, HE is my human Google.
Brainiac by MereBear803 May 9, 2011
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brainiacs

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Term of mild disrespect used to describe bright, studious people, such as scientists, chess-players or spelling bee champions. Plural of brainiac. Synonymous with certain usages of brain, geek, nerd etc.
Only brainiacs hang out at the library for fun.
brainiacs by Linton November 6, 2003
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brainiac 

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1: A British Television show that was bought by G4TV, which contains funny, stupid, and just plain unneeded science experiments. It often involves the use of breasts.

2: Someone who's life is dedicated to accumulation of all the world's knowledge.

3: A big waste of -The Omega Master's time.
"Did you see Brainiac last night? That chick was hot!!!"

"Ned is too freaking smart, a regular Brainiac."

"Why did I even bother to post up Brainiac?"-The Omega Master
brainiac by -The Omega Master September 21, 2005
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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