brainiac

1: A British Television show that was bought by G4TV, which contains funny, stupid, and just plain unneeded science experiments. It often involves the use of breasts.

2: Someone who's life is dedicated to accumulation of all the world's knowledge.

3: A big waste of -The Omega Master's time.

"Did you see Brainiac last night? That chick was hot!!!"

"Ned is too freaking smart, a regular Brainiac."

"Why did I even bother to post up Brainiac?"-The Omega Master

by -The Omega Master September 03, 2005

brainiac

A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".

"...and then his entire system crashed. What a brainiac."

by John May 13, 2004

brainiac

sarcastic. used when denoting someone's lack of intelligence, i.e. they try an idea and it fails miserably.

"Nice Job, brainiac." emphasis must be put on 'brainiac' or else it loses its effectiveness.

by Tengu April 01, 2005

brainiac

One who is not only intelligent, but gives the best blowjobs.

My girl gives great head and is incredibly smart; but when I think about it, she's always been a brainiac.

by Bryce King September 08, 2007

brainiac

A girl who not only is very good at, but also thoroughly enjoys giving head

My girl sucks me off on a daily basis, she's a brainiac fo' sho'!!

by jacob banuelos May 19, 2005

brainiac

Ryan Aleksandrs Musa

The fool is such a brainiac

by PiGuy May 24, 2004

Brainiac

smart person

Bush isn't a brainiac

by Anonymous January 31, 2003