Blagarded 

When you are extremely happy & extremely fucked up at the same time. A combination of inebriation and elation.

"How are you feeling?"

"Blagarded"

"What does it feel like when you take mushrooms, cocaine, weed, and alcohol at the same time?"

"Blagarded"

Blagarded by OG_Serg March 8, 2024

Bratarded 

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

Bratarded by djgringo June 16, 2010

blagard

1. Old-fashioned English, properly spelled "blackguard" but pronounced "blaggard". Means a scoundrel or villain.
2. Thief

It's the only life we'll know, Blagards to the bone.

blagard by SpineRazor October 3, 2008

batarded 

A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face

Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded

batarded by Shaa la la January 19, 2008

Blitarded 

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

Blitarded by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

batarded 

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

batarded by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batarded 

A person that's really retarded.

that kid is f*uckin' batarded!

batarded by samiam May 3, 2005