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batarded 

A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face
Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded
batarded by Shaa la la January 19, 2008
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batarded 

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".
I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.
batarded by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batarded 

A person that's really retarded.
that kid is f*uckin' batarded!
batarded by samiam May 3, 2005

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026