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Blackoming 

A collection of events put on by The Black Elite during UNCC Homecoming in Charlotte, NC. The black population is the center of attention with parties, community service, and the Potliq.
Blackoming is the move for anyone in Charlotte.
Blackoming by jeffrey solit August 22, 2019

Inner Sassy Black Woman 

The woman named Shantel that lives in my head and gives me advice. She sometimes gets in fights with me, but in the end, we get along juuuuuuuuust fine.
Me: Inner Sassy Black Woman, I'm thinking about stealing some liquor to have fun with my friends.

ISBW: Damn son! That's whack! You betta not take no liqour or I'm gonna smack yo white narra ass back to Compton!

Me: Thanks ISBW! What would I do without you?

ISBW: I don't know, foo! Jus stay in line, and no niggas gonna get hurt, ya hear!

Blackman Reflexes 

when a coloured kid in a playground preforms a dodge or acrobatic skill that requires tremendous skill or physical prowess
that kid has amazing blackman reflexes or look at that black man reflex
Blackman Reflexes by Kyd_Swagger February 16, 2010

black woman 

A women of potential black African descent although it may not account for their entire genetic make up. They may have naturally curly hair to very kinky and coiled hair and should mixed be counted as black then they may have straight hair as well. Black women, through mixed genes or genetic mutation can have any color hair as well as any color eyes. Most tend to wear no make-up and are naturally beautiful. Black women come from many different regions of the world. And come in all shapes and sizes. Some are not so attractive but many are very attractive.
black woman : I am a black woman from South America.

Ignorant person: duh, so you're African American?

black woman: no I'm a black American

Ignorant person: What? There's black people in South

America?

black woman: *facepalm*
black woman by masteroffacepalming October 14, 2011

Missing Black Woman Formation 

Coined in Scott Westerfeld's book, So Yesterday, the Missing Black Woman Formation (sometimes called MBWF) is when, in popular media, there is a Caucasian female, a Caucasian male and one African American male together in a group. Together, they are meant to represent all walks of cultural identity, and at that effort, they fail.

It is usually used in a negative context.
The Matrix totally had a case of the Missing Black Woman Formation.

blackmanaphobia

The phobia of black men. Taylor Swift legit suffers from this, look it up.
Yep, Taylor Swift has been diagnosed with blackmanaphobia.