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A variation of the more commonly white Macbook, but this time is black.
"Dude is that a normal pc laptop?"
"Nawh man look it's a blackbook"
"Never seen one of those before"
"Cuz it's apple bro"
Blackbook by Nohadwalt October 22, 2011
A magazine aimed at the sophistcate hipsters, the posh anti-socials and the artsie farts of the city. Self described as "The International reference for fashion, beauty, photography, luxury advertising, graphic design, production and events." the magazine is blissfully aware of the irony they represent by condensing the world of alternative culture into one magazine (although it is quite thick.)
Sweet! I just got my new issue of blackbook, the Arts Issue, with profiles on up and coming artists, a photoshoot spread of a preggers Maggie Gyllenhaal, and so much more!
blackbook by grand November 21, 2006

blackaboo 

when someone, that’s not black, acts like or says they’re black/African/African american/Jamaican/Caribbean.
White Person: I CAN SAY NIGGA! IM BLACK!

Black Person: Your obviously not, you blackaboo! Unseasoned, unedited, discharge, lookin head ass. Ya as ashy as me!
blackaboo by adqreyoongi April 5, 2021

Like Blackpool illuminations 

When you leave lots of lights switched on in your house and your Mum says its like blackpool illuminations. Particuarly those who come from the north of england will understand
Switch the lights off it's like blackpool illuminations in here!

a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach 

A day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach is a dangerous sex act. The participants visit a beach when the tide is coming in. One participant is buried in the sand near the sea so that only their head is visible. The other participant proceeds to masturbate whilst looking at their face. In order to assist the masturbator, the buried participant usually makes sexy faces at them. These faces become increasingly desperate as the tide begins to sweep around their head. The aim of the game is to ensure that the masturbator comes before the tide engulfs the buried participant. Once the masturbator has come, he/she will help to dig out and free the buried participant. The game is played by those who are aroused by risk and desperation.
Kate: Would anyone like to do a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach?

blackboard learning tool 

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.
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"Nothing new that calls your attention here"

4 new notifications.

Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."