Black Hawes 

A dyke in our friend group that can’t stop getting stiffy’s from fat chicks and 12 year olds.

Hey, anyone know where black hawes is?? i’ve been hearing yelling from his bedroom for the past few nights.

Black Hawes by Fatty420699 March 9, 2022

ty hates black people

ty is a big racism

Person 1: i like black people
Person 2: me too.
Ty: wtf r u retarded or something, they are black and black is bad. *kills both with machete*
Person 3: wow ty hates black people

ty hates black people by Jim James JIMMY 2.0 May 13, 2021

BlackHawkSnipe7 

The worst XBOX live player in the history of the universe. Even Happy go Lucky8 is better than him.

Wow, BlackHawkSnipe7 sucks my scro.

BlackHawkSnipe7 by L@t3R March 28, 2009

Chicago Blackhawks 

Used to be the worst NHL franchise, but is now one of the best. Led by Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews.

The Chicago Blackhawks are the 2010 Stanley Cup Champs!

Chicago Blackhawks by gksohyes July 8, 2010

Blackhawks 

2010 Stanley Cup winners. Beat the Philadelphia Flyers (4-2 in series) winning the cup on 06/09/10. They're awesome...period.

The Blackhawks pwn everyone.

Blackhawks by Harlluv June 12, 2010

Chicago Blackhawks 

The best sports team ever. Won 5 Stanley Cups, most recently in 2013, winning the series 4-2 against the Boston Bruins. Unlike the Vancouver Canucks, the Blackhawks actually get somewhere. Also one of the Original 6 teams, along with the Boston Bruins, Detroit Red Wings, Montréal Canadiens, New York Rangers, and Toronto Maple Leafs. Goalies are Corey Crawford and Nikolai Khabibulin. To recap, I said it once and I'll say it again...the Blackhawks are the BEST SPORTS TEAM EVER!!!

Guy 1: "Hey, did you watch that Canucks game last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck, no! I watched the Chicago Blackhawks game because they're awesome."
Guy 1: "Maybe you're right. The Canucks did lose to the Dallas Stars 9-1 last night."
Guy 2: "FUCK YEA!!!"

Chicago Blackhawks by Yoshibowser29 November 27, 2013

Chicago Blackhawks 

Easily the best team in the NHL right now. Playing with an excellent mix of youth and veteran talent, and quite possibly 7 Olympians. Led by Jonathon Toews, Patrick Sharp, Patrick Kane, Marian Hossa, and Cristobal Huet. Both Huet and our backup goalie, Niemi, are amazing and have over 4 shut outs each. The Hawks are the pest points per game team right now, and would be atop the NHL standings if they had played as many games as the current leaders, the San Jose Sharks and New Jersey Devils. However, the Hawks have already beaten the Sharks this year, and are currently denominating the Devils. The Hawks fell last year in the Western Conference Finals to that scumbag, piece of shit team from Detroit, enacting revenge this year by shutting out the Wings twice and completely denominating them.

The Chicago Blackhawks are the best team in the NHL.

You: "Dude, did you watch the Hawks denominate the Red Wings last night?"
Dude: "Yeah, the Wings suck dick broseff".
You: "Word to big bird".

Chicago Blackhawks by Stark24 December 31, 2009