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BFPolice 

1) n. A well known guild in the MMORPG game called "MapleStory". "BFPolice" operates with one single purpose in mind--to ruin game for other players. Instead of enjoying the game as it was meant to be played, they spend all of their play time gathered on maps which spawn a high leveled, sought-after boss known as "Big Foot". When an unsuspecting player goes to try and kill the boss, BFPolice does one of two things: gang up and KS the player until he/she gives up or dies, or if the player is too strong for all of them to handle (which is quite often), they use disconnect hacks to crash the players game. At this point, it is common for them to taunt their victim with pathetic in-game threats which run along the lines of "stay away from my BF noob, or I'll have you lock you out** from the game!". To do so completes the final step of their pathetic endeavor to make them feel good about themselves, as this is the only way for this congregation of no-lifers to ever get any kind of recognition from real people (since they clearly fail miserably at it in real life).
** 'locking out' being when they disconnect hack a player over and over every time a player logs in. Of course, there is no real way to keep track of when a player logs in or not, so they actually waste their lives manually tracking and disconnect hacking all players who oppose them. Of course for members of BFpolice, it's not a waste of their lives, because they never had one in the first place.
"OMG, my mom just grounded me because I went out with my friends! I think she's jealous, she should go join BFPolice!"

BF Police: "This is BFPolice, stay away from our BF or we will be forced to KS you."

Player: "get a life"

BF Police: "Sorry, but I can't comply."

Player 1: "Stop KSing me man, who do you think you are, BFPolice???"
Player 2: "Hell no, I actually have friends!"
BFPolice by LookinATAwinna October 8, 2010
Related Words
Bkfpo BFPO
beyond fucking pissed off (used in a texting context)
dude, my work won't let me take the day off for a pre-paid vacation - i'm BFPO!!!
BFPO by huskyangell October 24, 2012
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026