bjones

basically owns the word "werd" he's fresh to death but can be an asshole.

jt- worddd
gee- dont be bjones

by leeeeee. August 3, 2008

bones day

A good day, if a dog on tiktok (called noodle) wakes up with ‘bones’ (can stand up) it’s a bones day. If not, it’s not a bones day meaning it’s going to be a bad day

Today’s going to be good because it’s a bones day

by Red27wolf October 17, 2021

Bonesaw MAGA

A bastardization of MAGA type american values. A reference to to 2018 killing and dismemberment of an American journalist with a bonesaw because he published articles critical of Saudi Arabia. It’s the darker MAGA where people are okay with and accepting of horrors if they are in the name of/for the sake of MAGA. Popularized by the band Cake’s social media person.

Woah, Trump just abandoned our allies to be slaughtered. That’s some Bonesaw MAGA.

by Snowhorse420 October 14, 2019

A Trousle of Bones

A group of skeletons parading down your street (can also be used to define a group of Papyri)

Dude 1#: Bro, I just saw A Trousle of Bones on Jones St.
Dude 2#: Dude no way! Did you get a picture?

by tyytanb0n3.d April 17, 2019

no bones day

A day where you have no bones, so you can't get out of bed.

Today is a no bones day, I'm just going to flop in bed and watch Netflix

by cooldudebro69 October 16, 2021

Bonestalk

When lying on your back having such a massive erection it’s comparable to the beanstalk from the fairytale Jack & the beanstalk

Whilst watching Matty’s mom exercise, Ad became turned on and his Bonestalk appeared embarrassingly whilst he was bench-pressing at the local gym

by TechNoNotice January 17, 2022

Dusty Old Bones

The nickname given to "King Of The Hill" star Hank Hill by his grade school bully Caleb in the season 10 episode, "Hank's Bully." The original moniker is lengthened by Caleb to its full title of "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust."

Caleb: "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust!"

by hiddendriveway March 20, 2009