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Absolute Goat of a nickname! Bjan is a top top bloke and is always there for anyone. Don’t cross him though otherwise his connections will be at your door.
Bjan is probably the best person you’ll knowBob
Bjan by BjanLan November 22, 2021
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When a woman gives a man a blowjob while at the same time gives him a deep ankle rub.
Emily gave me a deep bjankle last night. WD
Bjankle by Hattrickcity May 3, 2020
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A beautiful person, she is always the best friend you could only wish!
She plays all sports but she is so hot that every man is turning around when she comes.
Oh! I can only wish i am Bjanka!
BJANKA by Manksnn January 10, 2018
Synonyms: Jank, Crappy, poorly made, Walmart taste, classless, extra cringe

Bjank is like the word jank but the B emphasizes how awful or how poorly something was constructed. Describe an item or person to be subpar or just downright unappealing. The B is an emphasis on jank, which is a term of something broken or not working.
Sally wore a Bjank outfit swimsuit down by the seashore. It was so out of style and just made her look awful. Even the Neely’s not swimming, thought she was out of complete style when selling sea shells at the seashore.
Bjank by BuckeyeDad24 October 19, 2023
Bjank is a word that verbally enhances any mood in any situation.
That was bjank the way that officer gave you a ticket for no reason.

Girl, you look bjank! Can I get with you?

How much did you pay...you got bjanked!
Bjank by Jonfen December 28, 2005

bjangling 

Did you really have a bad day, or are you just bjangling?
bjangling by sieves October 27, 2011
Bjanka is a bitch that you want to stay away from. She's a bad person that a lot of people hate. She has a BILLION personalities so you should stay away from them...
There is Bjanka, let's stay away from her...
bjanka by JunivrsPipl January 7, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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