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"b'jang" onomatopoeic word for "grope", actions are ALWAYS included, can be specific: b'gentitals, b'face, b'moob etc
see also: Boots' moobs, Boots' Genitals, Boots' Face

a noise that complements a grope

various spellings and pronounciations exist: bichang, p'jang, pichang etc
girl 1: i totally b'janged his moob
girl 2: he has the biggest moobs i have ever seen

college guy: ....i scored so much b'jangage last night!
jackass friend: i wish i did. i sat at home all alone, there was no one there to b'jang but myself
b'jang by dofvag June 1, 2006
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a word made by a kid in amherst new hampshire which means really nice or uncontested
that chick's bedonk was like b'jang
b'jang by pillzbury September 8, 2007
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b'jang • B'jangle • bjangling • B-Randon • b.m.w. • B • B-RAD • B.B.B • B.O. • B.E.T.

B'jangle 

To become twisted up.
When something becomes tangled up.
I had to where tighty whities instead of boxers, other wise the boxer would've gotten all b'jangled in my crotch.
B'jangle by Kieran October 21, 2004

bjangling 

Did you really have a bad day, or are you just bjangling?
bjangling by sieves October 27, 2011
Bjang
From the hit-single 'O Bjang' by Blaack daimond: "O Bjang"
bjang by Jens123 March 7, 2022
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