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Twitter-Bitter 

Being so sick of Twitter, even the mention of it brings on a nausea and sometimes a violent rage. Twitter-Bitter can be as mild as dry heaves and a light rash, or as extreme as loading your rifle, and looking for the nearest bell tower. There is no known cure.
1. The minute Jenny started to mentioned Twitter and her ridiculous mindless , and seemingly endless tweets, I became Twitter Bitter and wanted to punch her in the face.

2. I refuse to have a twitter account. I find the concept of it ridiculous. I am Twitter-Bitter.

Twitter-bitter 

twit-er bit-er (adj) When a tweeter is bitter or upset about not receiving a reply to a Direct Message (DM). Also occurs where the tweeter does not receive any feedback on his or her status.

Manifests itself frequently in late night rants to which no one replies because it is the middle of the night, thus resulting in an endless cycle of culminating twitter-bitterness.
Don't be all Twitter-bitter just because I didn't see your DM yesterday, bitch.

Shea Butter Twitter 

A subsection of black twitter. Shea Butter Twitter typically consists of users who get online and intentionally misinterpret and over analyze everything to start unnecessary discourse. A lot of them love to tweet out hot topic phrases such as “Protect Black Women”, but don’t actually mean it due to them only wanting to protect the certain black women.

Subtle reminder: Do NOT say Protect Black Women if you don’t mean ALL BLACK WOMEN.

Some of shea butter twitter’s users favorite activities is sharing hypocritical think pieces.

Most shea butter twitter users will claim to support someone and use their name for engagements on their accounts, when in actuality, they wouldn’t care less for the individual any other time. Most, if not all, shea butter twitter users are fake woke. They particularly do not care about the situations they rant and rave about on the internet. If it makes them look good, they tend to “care” for a bit, then move on to the next thing. If it makes them look good, they’re on it.
Oh there goes Shea Butter Twitter again, acting like they support someone when they really don’t.

Butter Tutter 

Quite often a massive amorphous sack of lard who also appears to be humanoid. Their diet consists of butter, deep fried twinkies and vegetables (HAH just kidding. That would never happen.) They also have this idea that dieting got them this way and that all women are oppressed just because 'Butter Tutters themselves are unappealing.
Joey: Hey Mark? Have you ever encountered a butter tutter before?
Mark: I've fought them before, yes.
Joey: How do you defeat them?
Mark: That's easy . You either hold a door for them or talk to them about fitness.
Butter Tutter by Radiated Lobster? February 27, 2018

bitterbitterfemale 

-a mythical creature.
-A TEMPTRESS. (Lures men over 18 to view her n00dz and fall in love with her).
-gorgeous.
-a bit of a underage drinker/smoker.
"wow marie is such a bitterbitterfemale...she's like a dreamboat"
bitterbitterfemale by alicia August 14, 2004

bitterbittermale 

-Someone that is the carlo to LOX
-a true romantic
-a good friend
-madd skilz at needlepoint
:)
"CARLO AND LOX SITTIN IN A TREE

k-i-s-s-i-n-g."
bitterbittermale by alicia July 14, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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