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Disloyal-fool-ass-bitchmade-punk 

Term coined by Denzel Washington in "Training Day"
Meaning:
one who is, while at the same time actin disloyal, is also actin bitchmade and like a punk, and is a fool-ass for thinking he gonna get away with it.
Guy 1: Yo, man last night one thing lead to another and i fucked yo girl. But it bros before hoes right?

Guy 2: YOU DISLOYAL-FOOL-ASS-BITCHMADE-PUNK!!! I was gonna propose to her tonight. Now i gotta kill you AND her!!

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude 

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.
After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

Bitchitake-Fu

A fighting style invented by the oldest Mexican in Alberta. It involves flailing one arm around to block attacks, while delivering brutal shin-kicks.
Guy 1: Let's fight!

Guy 2: Bitchitake-Fu!

Guy 1: Ouch! My shins!
Bitchitake-Fu by Sir Farr August 28, 2010

Bitchimus Prime 

- noun
1.
the head or leader of an organized body of bitches

2.
the head or ruler of a tribe or clan of bitches

3.
Informal. boss or leader of bitches
(1)
Guy 1: See that girl in the middle of the group. She's Fine!
Guy 2: Oh-No. Don't go there. She's Bitchimus Prime

(2)
We'll have to talk to Bitchimus Prime about this.
Bitchimus Prime by Grenadier92 April 15, 2011

bitchmaid 

the maid of a bitch, a very pussy-like man, a wussy
damn, that nerd is a bitchmaid
bitchmaid by matt meyer July 30, 2008

bitchload 

a whole frickin lot of stuff, not commonly used; usually between shitload and fuckton
1) OMFG thats a bitchload of stuff to do
2) I've got such a bitchload of homework to do
bitchload by AntiC_666 November 14, 2004