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bitchinize 

to make someone one's bitch, in situation where a person is put in a submissive way while being patronized.
QP Ma bitchinized Emile in order to obtain important information that might help him to score but didn't.
bitchinize by thechowchow March 13, 2020

Bitcherized 

To be forced to submission by a bitch or by someone's bitching
"Bob got bitcherized last night, that girl Katy wouldn't stop bitching at him about drinking until he quit"
Bitcherized by mexicanoutlaw March 5, 2010

de-bitchitize 

The act of correcting a bitchy statement. To convert a catty statement into a respectable, lovable statement.
James: When you coming home babe? Call me before you leave, okay. :)

Heather: Ummm WHY? Like I need your permission or something? I don't get it??

James: Could you please de-bitchitize that?
de-bitchitize by tallkooldrink March 14, 2010

bitchsmite 

When you piss God off and he assaults you. This action is not intended to hurt as much as to humiliate.
Do not incur the Lord's wrath, for he will bitchsmite you.
bitchsmite by HAASespecial July 3, 2007

bitchitized 

Adjective. To become made a bitch. To have a situation play out with extreme one sided results. The loser is bitchitized by the winner
Oh dude you totally got bitchitized out there by the goalie.
bitchitized by Zell January 11, 2009

bitchitize 

TO make someone your bitch or slave for life
I bitchitized that bitch just for the fun of it.
bitchitize by Sir turts alot May 22, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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