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bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.
1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......
bitchasaurus maximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

BitchaRita

A strong serving of Booze, bitch, and Extra sour baditude with a salty rim that makes your face pucker in disappointment and or disgust.
1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.

2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.
BitchaRita by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

Bitchard 

A man named Richard who acts like or is a bitch.
Guy 1: "Oh did you see Richard today?"
Guy 2: "You mean Bitchard?"
Bitchard by xAliwali September 26, 2010

Bitchcraft 

The act of being a total bitch; often practicing the acts of upsetting people for the sake of it, being obnoxious to people who have done nothing, going out of ones way to ruin peoples day, abusing athority to do any of the preceding.
Person one: Hey do u know what happened to Mrs. Osterhout?
Person two: Yaa she got burned at the stake for numerous accounts of bitchcraft.
Bitchcraft by bitchcraft victim February 7, 2009

bitchasaurus rex

A super bitch, or a person who exhibits the highest degree of bitchiness.

Often referred to as a tyrant among other bitches.
The pain, suffering, and outright fear she has caused us definitely makes our genetics professor a bitchasaurus rex!

happy bitchday 

Your bestfriend's birthday.
It's my bestfriend's birthday. Say happy bitchday to her!