This is a phrase asking for verification of statements made on the internet. Due to the anonymity automatically attainable by persons using the internet, often times these persons create characters that do not represent who and what they are in reality. By asking "where them books at" a person is actually asking for pictures or other proof to verify the statements made by persons using the internet are factual and true.
A guy on this message board I visit claimed he managed a restaurant. I asked him "Where them books at, bitch?" and he provided pictures of his user name inside the restaurant's office.
A way of saying that a person willwalk where they want........ Its just more fun adding the BITCH part.... it makes the phrase more fun to say and adds more meaning to it.
Person 1: I hate jay walking
Person 2: me too.....I walk where I want Bitch!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!