Bitch knot

A long haired dudes version of a female hair bun on the upper back of head. Also referred to as a man bun.

Hey bro, check out that queer's bitch knot! Oh man, I'll bet he sucks more cock than his girlfriend!

Bitch knot by AssMan337 June 17, 2017

Bitch Knot

The knot that is created by your headphones in your pocket. a.k.a "twat knot"

Goddamn! These Fuckin' headphones are in a Fuckin' 'bitch knot'.

Bitch Knot by PandaSharq August 31, 2013

bitchnotism 

Being hypnotised by the workings and doings of a female who you are sexually attracted to, to the point of accepting the same crappy outcomes of her senselessness.

Alternate form: Bitchnotic

"Joe will never have any lasting happiness with Julie, as long as she uses that bitchnotism on him."

Alternative:
"Julie keeps Joe on her hook through her bitchnotic mind games."

bitchnotism by SpitItOut August 13, 2018

bitchnotized 

Of a man, obsessed with a woman or women in general

Tyrone was bitchnotized after seeing her dat thicc ass.

bitchnotized by SmuntCasher April 6, 2020

bitchknocker 

You care for what another has to say

thank you for being a bitchknocker, Jim.

bitchknocker by Shilo Marlow March 14, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019