Oversensitive, close-minded, hypocritical group of women who can't take a joke and are trying to end all evil in the world through Instagram posts, figure out how to use a calculator, and hate jeffy.
"Wow look guys ANOTHER Instagram story from the bad bitchoans!"
When someone abuses the Podcast system or blogging system to just bitch about everything that's wrong with the world to them that day. Also common in women.
Rachel: Have you heard my new Podcast?
Brandon: It had better not be anything like your blogs, because I can't take another one of your bitchcasts...
1) A stream of electronically recieved messages that consist only of mundane complaints about life. To qualify as a bitchcast, messages must be recieved faster than your ability to delete them.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.