Oversensitive, close-minded, hypocritical group of women who can't take a joke and are trying to end all evil in the world through Instagram posts, figure out how to use a calculator, and hate jeffy.
"Wow look guys ANOTHER Instagram story from the bad bitchoans!"
"Those bad bitchoans really cant use a calculator?"
When someone abuses the Podcast system or blogging system to just bitch about everything that's wrong with the world to them that day. Also common in women.
Rachel: Have you heard my new Podcast?
Brandon: It had better not be anything like your blogs, because I can't take another one of your bitchcasts...
1) A stream of electronically recieved messages that consist only of mundane complaints about life. To qualify as a bitchcast, messages must be recieved faster than your ability to delete them.