Bitch Ticket

A submitted vote form or participation in an election that gives you the right to complain about the outcomes related to it.

You don't get to complain about Obama's stimulus package, your lazy ass didn't fill out a bitch ticket last year.

by austinphoenix December 24, 2009

Punch Your Bitch Ticket

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.

Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.

by Papa_Ghede January 28, 2017

ticket bitch

A person set up in a traffic situation to recieve a ticket instead of you.

That ticket bitch will get pulled over before I will.

by Chochain April 6, 2019