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Bitch Me Up

A statement of distress and personal frustration. Use this at only the most dire and mentally straining moments.

Example - Getting pissed on by a depraved old man outside a 7/11.
Eg ( Ahh man, this is a bitch me up!) or in the act of a bitch me up. ( Stop bitching me up please oh pretty please!)
by TungGone October 17, 2020
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bitch set me up

Originally uttered by former DC mayor and current DC councilmember Marion Barry when caught by the FBI in a hotel room with crack and a prostitute in 1990. (He was still elected.) Now a catchphrase used occasionally by DC locals to express discontent with a situation, or to remind people that we had the original crack mayor - 20+ years before Toronto.
Marion Barry (1990): "Bitch set me up... shouldn't have come here... goddamn bitch."

DC local (now): "Red line is singletracking again? Kill! The bitch set me up..."
by rhadioheade June 30, 2014
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fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you
Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill
by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017
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