Bitch Me Up 

A statement of distress and personal frustration. Use this at only the most dire and mentally straining moments.

Example - Getting pissed on by a depraved old man outside a 7/11.

Eg ( Ahh man, this is a bitch me up!) or in the act of a bitch me up. ( Stop bitching me up please oh pretty please!)

Bitch Me Up by TungGone October 17, 2020

bitch set me up 

Originally uttered by former DC mayor and current DC councilmember Marion Barry when caught by the FBI in a hotel room with crack and a prostitute in 1990. (He was still elected.) Now a catchphrase used occasionally by DC locals to express discontent with a situation, or to remind people that we had the original crack mayor - 20+ years before Toronto.

Marion Barry (1990): "Bitch set me up... shouldn't have come here... goddamn bitch."

DC local (now): "Red line is singletracking again? Kill! The bitch set me up..."

bitch set me up by rhadioheade June 30, 2014

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch 

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016

this bitch just hung up on me

Fuck ass nigga Stormy!!!

This Bitch just hung up on me...Jesus take the wheel

this bitch just hung up on me by Pume March 9, 2015