when your trying to hitchhike but you point the middle finger instead so they could see it better since the middle is longest
bitch hiking = oopsies.
by this isnt sam November 21, 2020
The art of bitch hiking is similair to that of hitch hiking, except instead of the goal being free rides, it is free pussy in different states and provinces.
Billy: I wanna hitch hike all over the world with greasy truckers!
Ted: You faggot, Bill! You should bitch hike and get it on with all of the hot soccer moms driving their kids to nationals!
Ted: You faggot, Bill! You should bitch hike and get it on with all of the hot soccer moms driving their kids to nationals!
by cactus-lover October 15, 2009
Verb; To constantly bums rides off friends. This can be due to a mumber of reasons including but not limited to a lack of liscense, lack of a car, or suspended liscense.
by michael scott wants the fleece June 11, 2009
Act of hitch hiking performed after a female, typically a bitchy one, unexpectedly and impulsively exits her make counterparts vehicle, usually after a disagreement or unwelcome sexual advance in Lieu of a ride home with the man who’s offended her, she stampers along, seemingly out of place, and out of character, roadside in hopes of hitching a ride home completely unaware of the dangerousnesses
“How did your date with Tiffany go?”
“Dont ask, she’s probably still out bitch hiking right now “
“Watch out Missy! last two girls to date Jay bitch hiked home! He’s a total perv!”
“ Johnny, Stop!” Kristin said moving his hand away from her inner thigh
“ or what!?” Johnny replied shocked at Kristen’s disapproval to his advance
“Or what? Or what!? I’ll bitch hike home Johnny! That’s what!!!” Kristin said watching Johnny slowly fall back from her
“Go ahead Kristen ! Bitch hike home! No one’s stopping you! Johnny said under his breathe knowing his date was a prude
“Dont ask, she’s probably still out bitch hiking right now “
“Watch out Missy! last two girls to date Jay bitch hiked home! He’s a total perv!”
“ Johnny, Stop!” Kristin said moving his hand away from her inner thigh
“ or what!?” Johnny replied shocked at Kristen’s disapproval to his advance
“Or what? Or what!? I’ll bitch hike home Johnny! That’s what!!!” Kristin said watching Johnny slowly fall back from her
“Go ahead Kristen ! Bitch hike home! No one’s stopping you! Johnny said under his breathe knowing his date was a prude
by Snowbabyk April 17, 2022
A term used when someone cheats on a woman, it’s word play on hitch hiking where someone gets into someone’s vehicle but in this case it’s a woman. Overall an elaborate name for someone that’s a player or a cheater
by Pupachau June 8, 2022