bitch hiking
when your trying to hitchhike but you point the middle finger instead so they could see it better since the middle is longest
bitch hiking by this isnt sam November 20, 2020
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Bitch hiking
Act of hitch hiking performed after a female, typically a bitchy one, unexpectedly and impulsively exits her make counterparts vehicle, usually after a disagreement or unwelcome sexual advance in Lieu of a ride home with the man who’s offended her, she stampers along, seemingly out of place, and out of character, roadside in hopes of hitching a ride home completely unaware of the dangerousnesses
“How did your date with Tiffany go?”
“Dont ask, she’s probably still out bitch hiking right now “
“Watch out Missy! last two girls to date Jay bitch hiked home! He’s a total perv!”
“ Johnny, Stop!” Kristin said moving his hand away from her inner thigh
“ or what!?” Johnny replied shocked at Kristen’s disapproval to his advance
“Or what? Or what!? I’ll bitch hike home Johnny! That’s what!!!” Kristin said watching Johnny slowly fall back from her
“Go ahead Kristen ! Bitch hike home! No one’s stopping you! Johnny said under his breathe knowing his date was a prude
“Dont ask, she’s probably still out bitch hiking right now “
“Watch out Missy! last two girls to date Jay bitch hiked home! He’s a total perv!”
“ Johnny, Stop!” Kristin said moving his hand away from her inner thigh
“ or what!?” Johnny replied shocked at Kristen’s disapproval to his advance
“Or what? Or what!? I’ll bitch hike home Johnny! That’s what!!!” Kristin said watching Johnny slowly fall back from her
“Go ahead Kristen ! Bitch hike home! No one’s stopping you! Johnny said under his breathe knowing his date was a prude
Bitch hiking by Snowbabyk April 17, 2022
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Bitch Hiking
A term used when someone cheats on a woman, it’s word play on hitch hiking where someone gets into someone’s vehicle but in this case it’s a woman. Overall an elaborate name for someone that’s a player or a cheater
Bitch Hiking by Pupachau June 7, 2022
bitchhiking
Opposite of hitchhiking: when, instead of begging rides off strangers like a normal person, you hire a private driver instead.
"So how are you getting home this weekend?"
"Well, since my parents are rolling in money, I was thinking about bitchhiking."
"Well, since my parents are rolling in money, I was thinking about bitchhiking."
bitchhiking by JakeOfRavenclaw October 20, 2009
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