Bitch faced
Dude #1: You must be Richard Simmons.
Dude #2: *Bitch faced Dude #1*.
Dude #1: Screw you, man! Ouch!
Dude #2: *Bitch faced Dude #1*.
Dude #1: Screw you, man! Ouch!
Bitch faced by TheCanadianAsian August 25, 2009
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Bitch Faced
When a man is having sex, and is about to cum. He takes his dick and and jacks off in his hand. He then cums in his hand and takes his cumfilled hand and slaps his partners face.
Bitch Faced by Karrington July 2, 2004
Princess Bitch-Faced Syndrome
Where a teenage daughter is spoilt by her mother resulting in her becoming a snob and in the process becoming a bitch towards her mother.
Dude: "Did you see what she said to her mother?"
Dude2: "Yeh! She must have a case of princess bitch-faced syndrome!"
Dude2: "Yeh! She must have a case of princess bitch-faced syndrome!"
Princess Bitch-Faced Syndrome by ACA June 11, 2006
two-faced bitch
I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!
two-faced bitch by Starchylde June 7, 2016
snatch-faced bitch
snatch-faced bitch by Anjr00 July 28, 2003
Stupid cunt faced bitch
Stupid cunt faced bitch by Amberginni December 21, 2016
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