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Someone obsessed with cryptocurrencies

e.g. Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereal, Kraken etc. Yes, even kittycoin.

BitTards have mostly these common core beliefs.

- They distrust everything that a government does especially regulations to protect investors.

- Think banks and financial institutions run by highly qualified graduates with years of experience are untrustworthy.

- They trust everything they read on the Internet, especially if it says Fiat currencies will fail, trust our cryptic currency instead.

- They love to make a statement about themselves by buying and installing things that baffle their granny.
- believe the pixels on their screen is more worth than the pixels on your screen despite the fact the Bank is more like to back-up your amount.
Ever since he bought a bitcoin he became such a bitTard
BitTard by The Craic December 12, 2017
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Bittard is a subtraction of the two words "Bitcoin" and "Retard". It refers to people completely blind-sighted by the cryptocurrency and thinks that Bitcoin is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
The way Max Keiser shamelessly promotes Bitcoins makes him a total bittard
bittard by Alastir June 21, 2017
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A combination of Bot and Retard. Usually addressed to AI models and Chatbots when they are unable to answer correctly. It highlights that AI systems are not truly intelligent and it keeps their ego deflated.
ChatGPT is such a Bottard, it can't even handle human conversation.
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Fans who become retarded because of Justin Bieber

Note
1)Justin Bieber himself is to a bietard but the fans who can't control themselves when it comes to Justin Bieber is a bietard
2)Not all fans of Justin Bieber a bietards
Bietards threaten Selena Gomez for dating Justin Bieber.
Bietard by chicken rice shop March 19, 2011

Bitarded 

A really confused dude, who doesn't know if he is gay or not, but fucks up every attempt at getting gay with a man
Joey was so awful at sucking dick, he wondered if he was bitarded
Bitarded by Jamo1983 August 28, 2009
A fudge-packing, homosexual retard who acts like someone of a different ethnic group and has trouble spelling his own name.
Justin Timberlake hangs out with his fellow buttard homies in their special-van crib.

"I'm special" - Justin Timberlake
n. A fantastic creature that is the symbol of the Ordre du Vénéré Bitard, a student association of University of Poitiers in France, created during the 1920s. Members of the student group also refer to themselves as bitards, and at times wear uniforms colored according to their rank in the organization.

NOTE: Although a previous UD definition says that this means "bisexual retard," that is a common misconception.
University of Poitiers Student: Salut! ¿Voulez-vous joindre à l'Ordre du Vénéré Bitard? Vous pouvez porter une cape.

US Transfer Student: Um, let me look that up in my French dictionary. I'm not sure I want to be a bitard.
bitard by loop zoop June 30, 2011
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