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A non-binary/gender neutral term which is combination of the words "Bitch" and "Bastard".

Typically used in a playful manner.

"Rock, you beautiful bistchard-- you've done it!"

Bistchard by RoxEgg December 5, 2020

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BitchaRita

A strong serving of Booze, bitch, and Extra sour baditude with a salty rim that makes your face pucker in disappointment and or disgust.

1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.

2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.

BitchaRita by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

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Bitchcard

When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"

Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit

Bitchcard by Bitchcard April 7, 2016

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Bitchard

A man named Richard who acts like or is a bitch.

Guy 1: "Oh did you see Richard today?"
Guy 2: "You mean Bitchard?"

Bitchard by xAliwali September 26, 2010

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Bitchtard

Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.

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Bitchtard by Conk April 20, 2004

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matthew butchard

One of the hoodest black kids to ever be alive!! And sells weed too

"Who can we hit up for bud? Matthew Butchard Has some"

matthew butchard by I'm a fein1234 November 16, 2016

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bitchariffic

A mix between terrific and bitchin'. bitchariffic is more bitchin' than terrific.

Gangsta #1: Yo, that's bitchin'.
Gangsta #2: Screw that. That's bitchariffic, yo!

bitchariffic by pulong! May 11, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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