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1. Something that your boss says to you when you ask him how many carts to downstack. Also used as a greeting when you both suffer from Horrible Boss Syndrome.

2. When you send a text to your boss asking him what to do, and he accidentally butt-texts you instead of responding.
"Man, all of our carts are full, and we have so much more to take in."
"Bist E!"

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Bist E by ToriGee April 14, 2019
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du bist ein arschloch 

A way to say that someone is an asshole without them knowing what the hell you said.
*gets killed by someone in cod* "WOOOH! BOOM HEADSHOT!" "Du bist ein arschloch"
du bist ein arschloch by PrinceRyt February 26, 2015
The effect of consuming alcohol until one becomes "buzzed;" which is then combined with marijuana or tobacco.

This acts as a lighter but smoother layer of twisted, often for those who perfer to relax, adventure, and walk around neighborhoods all night long.

Make love.
Mike: Yo, we got pretty damn bisted last night.
Anthony: Hell yeah we did, but the walk was amazing, relaxing, stupendous, fantastic, and all that goodd.
Mike: Word.
Bisted by Jeffery Hawkings July 19, 2009
Sister or any other female relative or friend.
Sister 1: BISSTAAA
Sister 2: Bister!
Sister 3: BIisSTUhhh.
Friend: I'm a bister, too!
Bister by bISTer June 25, 2010

bistec con bigote

Spanish, literally translates to: beef steak with moustache. Is chilean slang for vagina.
Customer: "I'll have the bistec con bigote."
Waiter: "The whorehouse is next door."
bistec con bigote by Josue123 April 24, 2006
I was all up in da club last night hittin on some fine bisters.
bister by brooke December 18, 2003
A nonexistent word originating in the southmost tip of Texas. Beef Steak is thinly sliced meat used on a local cuisine called Tacos. The raza of the region can't pronounce beef steak because they got too much of Mexico in them.....so it comes out as Bistek instead of Beef Steaks.
"Jes sir can you pease give me an order of tacos de bistek"
Bistek by @CheVato February 13, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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