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Gonna steal your girlfriend or mom and fuck them.
Please dont be a Bishmit.
Bishmit by chickenfart2673 January 4, 2022
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Always talking to girls and being the most popular. Has some good features and some bad features. Most handsome dude ever and will always make girls days. Could take you’re girlfriend and fuck her.
Omg, Bishmit just stole my girlfriend.

Wow, Bishmit just talked to me!
Bishmit by chickenfart2673 January 4, 2022
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Someone who is not in line with the word of God.
"You didn't do your cell report, you're a bishkit"!
bishkit by Simply Sino July 27, 2017

Bishmite 

A person who is renowned for constantly getting pwned by other for no real reason, (especially by Burkites), lacking the ability to pwn, being less equal than everyone else and failing at everything they do.
Hapless Bishmite: Just because I'm a Bishmite doesn't mean u can just send me to the GULAG! for no reason at all!
Burkesaurus PHD: Actually it's because you're a Bishmite that you WILL be sent to the GULAG! (shoves down a flight of stairs) PWNED!!!!
Someone who is not in line with his/her purpose. Someone who is not doing what he/she is supposed to be doing.
You did not change the world but you're a world changer?, you're a bishkit
Bishkit by Mr Balance Me August 31, 2018
The word Bismit™ Is is used when you don't know what to call somebody.
You are a Bismit™
Look at all these Bismits™
A Bismit™ is what a Bismit™ does
Once a Bismit™ always a Bismit™
Bismit™ by Bismit™ August 27, 2014
Pejorative term for a bisexual used predominantly by the gay community to criticize bisexuals incapable of long-term serious relationships with other men. Said bisexual will usually string them along for sex then promptly dump them for a woman once they get bored or the novelty wears off.
"Dude, did you hear John ghosted his gay FWB for Cindy?"
"Classic bishit."
Bishit by insertnnnamehere June 5, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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