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Someone who is not in line with the word of God.
"You didn't do your cell report, you're a bishkit"!
bishkit by Simply Sino July 27, 2017
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Bushditto 

The ability to twist and mangle simple phrases, thoughts and ideas
The leader spoke with bushditto as forcefully as would a toothless dog chewing bones.
Bushditto by L.A. Phantom November 10, 2007

Bishmite 

A person who is renowned for constantly getting pwned by other for no real reason, (especially by Burkites), lacking the ability to pwn, being less equal than everyone else and failing at everything they do.
Hapless Bishmite: Just because I'm a Bishmite doesn't mean u can just send me to the GULAG! for no reason at all!
Burkesaurus PHD: Actually it's because you're a Bishmite that you WILL be sent to the GULAG! (shoves down a flight of stairs) PWNED!!!!
Someone who is not in line with his/her purpose. Someone who is not doing what he/she is supposed to be doing.
You did not change the world but you're a world changer?, you're a bishkit
Bishkit by Mr Balance Me August 31, 2018
Pejorative term for a bisexual used predominantly by the gay community to criticize bisexuals incapable of long-term serious relationships with other men. Said bisexual will usually string them along for sex then promptly dump them for a woman once they get bored or the novelty wears off.
"Dude, did you hear John ghosted his gay FWB for Cindy?"
"Classic bishit."
Bishit by insertnnnamehere June 5, 2020
A serious trouble caused by a bitch.
Don't fall for that bitch,u might end up in a bishit she's under age.
Bishit by Pinnochinco April 22, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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